OK, if that guy is a Peyton look-alike - he's the best damn look-alike I've ever seen! I'm voting for Manning.

and I'll take Kenny's cute little butt anytime also!!

as I'm sure a lot guys would.

/sorry couldn't resist.

Sorry dream..i don't do woods. Not a camper, no way.

But, I'll venture onto any beach, and piece of sand and into any beautiful water.

You're still all crazy.

Ouch promoguy...did ya have to go there? so not true

I think "ouch" is appropriate......

Teresa, what are you and Connie doing in the woods together?

Peyton is still winning the race....only what? 26 votes to go?

At least he isn't mistaken for a piece of trash like Michael Vick......but I digress.......

I had to post this. I just thought so of this was so funny.

Perhaps all that petty gossip is actually fueling the 38-year-old Tennessee native’s rise to the top of the country heap. So in an attempt to help him sell even more records and maybe play the X three nights the next time he’s in town, we present 10 totally and completely made-up rumors about Chesney.

Glossy magazines keep Chesney busy when he’s not on the road. He maintains subscriptions to more than 150 titles, from Cat Fancy to Arthritis Today. Sources say he was “utterly devastated” by the recent cancellation of men’s shopping magazine Cargo.

As a teen, Chesney auditioned to play George Burnett on TV’s “The Facts of Life,” a role that ultimately went to a young George Clooney. As a consolation, producers cast Chesney as the guest star on a 1988 episode. He played the love interest for Natalie (Mindy Cohn).

While on tour, Chesney’s staffers must utter the phrase “the pearl is in the river” to gain access to his dressing room. It’s Chesney’s homage to his favorite film, the 1981 Chevy Chase/Carrie Fisher vehicle “Under the Rainbow.” (His second favorite movie is “SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2.”)

Due to intense demand for Chesney, he keeps a pair of look-alikes on staff. One faux Chesney is just wrapping up a three-month tour of riverboat casinos in Asia, while the other spends much of his time attending Wal-Mart grand openings in Mississippi. The schedule for 2006 is so demanding, management is currently looking to add a fourth Chesney doppelganger.

While still a struggling Nashville singer/songwriter in the early ’90s, Chesney wrote a self-help book under the pseudonym “Jose Kittypants.” His effort, “We’re All In This Together, Amigo,” originally sold a mere 342 copies, although fans today pay up to $500 for it on eBay.

Due to a rare genetic defect, Chesney’s body is completely hairless, which is one reason he’s never been spotted with a beard. Prior to public appearances, a small troop of makeup artists meticulously apply fake eyebrows and eyelashes to Chesney’s face, strand by strand.

In 1999, Chesney scored one of his many No. 1 hits with “You Had Me from Hello,” a song inspired by Zellweger’s turn in the movie “Jerry Maguire.” Two years later, he recycled a line from John Carpenter’s 1988 action thriller “They Live” for the single “I Have Come Here to Chew Bubblegum and Kick Ass (And I’m all out of Bubblegum),” which failed to chart.

Vestigial tails run in Chesney’s family. Like his father and grandfather, Chesney was born with a small, fleshy growth on his back that was surgically removed three days later. After puberty, the tail started to grow back and Chesney went under the knife once again. To this day, Chesney’s doctor methodically monitors the area. Other celebrities thought to have vestigial tails include Viggo Mortensen, Jay Leno and, coincidentally enough, three of the cast members from the original “Bad News Bears.”

During his ill-fated courtship with Zellweger, Chesney would sometimes fill the starlet’s bedroom with yellow roses, fresh mangos and hundreds of newborn kittens. In Touch Weekly ran a photo of the spread, leading to an untrue rumor that Chesney’s trademark white shell necklace is actually made from feline vertebrae.

Chesney once shot a man in Encino just to watch him die.

Hilarious!!

Hey Cocomama, what 'so not true'. I didn't get what you mean in relationship to my post. You might want to read it again.

What are prongs and tongs? I ain't holding hands with anyone, they always take you down with them when they fall. BeckyR's fake boobs are the result of breast cancer? Just wanted to make sure. I don't think she has them to compete with Pamela Anderson or is it Lee? I always get that confused. I have to say that Kenny's pecs do look a little Ken-doll-ish. You all sure they aren't implants? He made 75 million dollars last year. He might be able to afford them.... And in reference to an earlier post on this thread - He does Not own his own island! I do, but it isn't above water. It will take a few more billion years to surface, not exactly Anagada or anything...

Teresa

I'm voting for Photoshop on KC's pictorial pecs. Anybody want to chime in? Your choices are real, surgical or Photoshop.

Part B - If surgical, did he have them done by plastic surgeons in the USVI?

I thought the BVIs were where the ones go for plastic surgery?

Here's a new t-shirt, Promo -

Kenny - The Original Ken Doll

Wonder if they make a blow up model?

Joanne, I can't even get a majority vote on who Kenny's huggin' in the picture.....I doubt your plastic surgery poll will go far, but we shall see! All of the Kenny fans seem to have quite disappeared since we joined in the fun....and I was trying so hard to play in the sandbox....

Kenny's hugging somebody in that pic? All i noticed was how it looked like his nose was sunburned.

Well...i'm off for a week in Sanibel, Florida, so all you board member have fun! I'll miss you so.

On another note, husband told me today that he's already saved the money for our trip next year. We're not doing a month...we're going to cut it down to about 2 weeks. When we get back from this vacation, we'll start searching for airfare and a place to stay.

Sherri....i don't think you're around, but i'll be in touch when I get back.

Have full all...

Actually, there is a plastic surgeon on St. Croix who has done "pec" reconstruction for two of my friends who have had "pectectomies" (she said, trying not to get too graphic). Sort of brings us back around to the need to for women (especially) and men both to be very vigilant.

Also did some very nice work on one friend's eye area.

Has anyone heard of plastic surgery on the brain??? Just checking,.. might need it in the future.

Also, Promo, we can all suppose there probably are some guys out there 'that are' checking out Kenny's Rear Admiral. No one's immune to that kind of scrutiny, I guess. Some jealous they don't have his cute one , like me. I think Cocosmom was thinking that you were playing Tarzan off of Jane's earlier remarks.

Oh, I see.

Becky,
Who is the guy in the photo with Kenny??....I wanna know,...I wanna know!!!!

Teresa,
How much did you have to pay for that island, anyway? Bet you can't get decent flood insurance on the place.
You were expecting to live,...how long??
And, for your information, I also don't want to wear thongs, prongs or, tongs for the rest of my life either.

You see? I don't see. I don't get it. What are we talking about? Oh, yes, Kenny's body parts. Hmmm, I don't understand the look of torn off sleeves. I like the tank tops or tight white tees, but torn off sleeves? It has never been attractive to me. Promoguy, you seem like the fashionista. Torn off sleeves or no sleeves? What do you think?

Teresa

Promo,
I did reread it & I guess you were saying a lot of men would vote for Manning. I thought you were going for those Chesney "gay " rumors. My mistake.

Actually Teresa, I'm not really a fashion guru as most of you think. Fashion is only a part time hobby of mine. I'm not yet there. But thanks for thinking I was. Much appreciated, cutey.

How come Kenny never comes and plays in Denver? I have to fly to Las Vegas to see him. What's up with that? There's a huge country following out here in the West. Guess he just doesn't like us. But if he did, playing at RedRocks auditorium would be his best bet. It's outdoors, in the mountains outside of Denver and it's the best. Oh well....