Becky,

Think my youngest son who's in the Navy, and serves on a battleship, just might get a kick out of a picture of a battleship on my butt.

Okay, I vote (I'm shootin' for that tattoo). It's Earl.

Buffet Chesney I understand, but Jackson?

Teresa

Alan Jackson - what rock you livin' under, T? Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett did the song, It's 5 O'clock Somewhere - are you sure you live in the south? Oh......the margaritas went to your head. 's okay, we all understand....

Oh I was just thinking of the Chatahoochee song or whatever. When you wait an hour for drink, you tend to gulp it down in a hurry. 😛

Teresa

Actually, I think this group can only afford a dinghy.....but as you grow older and spread out, perhaps it can morph into a battleship...no? Kind of like my cousin, who had a butterfly just above her belly button....got pregnant and the damn thing looks like a buzzard now....am I digressing again?

Islander, we need a way to take polls....my voting system is going poorly....

Sort of like my menu idea for the pot-luck?

Sizing down from a battleship to a dinghy?.....not!!! You'll just have to find a way to weasel a contribution from Kenny.

Yes Becky...had the chill beer and it's good. Kind of like a Corona, but not as heavy.

Where are the rest of the votes?

Connie,

Every time I see your posts, I think of flip flops. When I was young, we called them thongs. Flip flops were those house shoes that my grandma wore. I think if you change it to thongs you may get more responses!

Teresa

I vote Earl.

I was discussing this thread with some friends earlier this week and one of them said that they heard a rumor that Kenny has pec implants?!?

Tell me it's not true!

Doug

Teresa....i can't change my signature line to "I want to wear thongs for the rest of my life", because i don't :o)

And,
You probably don't want to wear prongs or, tongs either, I suppose!! Jeez!

I heard KC had some tattoos.....pec implants...oh, I'm laughin' there, as one who has been there, done that....well, not exactly my pecs.......oh, well, let's let that one go.....

Who else has a tattoo, other than Conch, who is looking forward to her sloop? I upgraded you, Conch, from the dinghy....Hang On Sloopy will take on a whole new meaning.

I'm still waiting on my poll results...where ARE the KC fans? And yes, I have tattoos. And that's all you get to know about that.

Doug - just curious - why do YOU want to know if KC has pec implants? Reminds me of an old TV show where one of the lead characters had a lump in his chestal region. His girlfriend told him he had to get a mammogram and, horrified, he insisted that it be called a pectogram.

Prongs and tongs? No one says that. What are you talking about?

Teresa

Sorry Becky, no tattoos here - lotsa scars, but no ink!

Yeah, got the scars too....no pec implants, but the Big C got me about 6 years ago....so I got new......let's just call them pecs.

Mammos, girls - it's the only way to go!

Wonder if Kenny gets mammos? You guys need to get checked, too!

Truly excellent advice for everybody - male and female. Everyone should check for lumps each month. Ladies - get an annual mammogram.

Then take a dram or two of Cruzan rum!!! Or visit the source in the Virgin Islands - hey, you deserve it!

Teresa,
I'm pretty sure I never lived in the same kind of 'woods' you do.

I at present don't have a tattoo Becky, but if you are gonna de-size me, a sloop might be nice. A real one would be better.
As far as Kenny's pecs go, well I'd be happy havin' his little butt.

OK, i'll bite, what the h**** are you people talking about. I feel like I'm reading a different language. What does a sloop mean in connection with these posts?

Connie, sweetie,
It's okay.
Remember we were talking about Becky's challenge to name that guy pictured next to Kenny. I wondered if I was gonna win a boat if I got it right.

Well, Becky said I could win a tattoo of a battleship on my rear, and then, quickly changed that to a dinghy, and of course, I protested rightly so, and she then tried to calm me down with a tattoo of a sloop, a sweet little sailboat. (This all to be taking place on the area I sit on).
Then some guy, was having a heart attack over fake Kenny pecs, and then it move on to Becky's boob-job.
And then, instead of not having a battleship, or a dinghy tattooed on my, you know, I said I would accept the 'sloop'.

You and Teresa must hold hands when you venture out into the woods, I think that's probably better that way.