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How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?*
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a light bulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty
5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't
the brightest bulb.
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.
Becky,
You are at the top of the "too funny list" today!!
I was tempted to cut and paste just to say 'ditto', but I won't or maybe I will later... LOL
Too funny.
Teresa
Very, very funny!
🙂 🙂 🙂
LOVE IT!! (wish some of that wasn't true, but it seems to be)....
After scrubbing floors and cleaning carpets, you've toadally lightened my day, Becky! Cheers!
THAT is hysterical... and sooooooo true that it's not funny!!!
Jeez---it's dead right on. That's really, really funny. Not just sort of humorous. Don't have to look too far to see it being played out. I'm definitely gonna steal it.
Becky. Are you are troll? This is totally off topic. You're just making trouble. I think you are only worried about this because the light bulb is white. If it was a black light bulb, you'd not be concerned.
The bigger issue (enter CShell) is that conservation of electrical resources is generally ignored by our government. Save the planet!
Do you think we're stupid (enter Tart)?
I'm not using any lights until we resolve this (enter Blu).
There is a parable about light bulbs who went int othe forest (enter Sherri).
Let's wait until all of the light bulbs have been changed, then see who is right (enter Ron)
What Ron said (enter Pia)
I think you are all right and please settle in while i explain myself...this could get confusing so get yourself a drink so you'll understand me (enter DreamConch)
I can only say what I think on the "other forum" cus y'all are too mean (enter Connie)
I no longer change lightbulbs, but I understand those who do (enter Teresa)
This is an outrage! There is nothing wrong with lightbulb changers and you should all be ashamed for metioning it (Weary)
Forget this thread- let's just make jokes (enter Promo)
Who did I forget?
You forgot LLBL,
Promo Teresa, Mountain Girl, Weary.
And further more, I'm the only one who's right, and I'm a lot more funny, so if you're confused,
have another drink so I can explain my jokes.
How many forum members does it take to lift the ladder Becky is standing on, and
circle around the outlet till it's screwed in???
DC, I can't take the controversy - so I'm gonna bail, along with LLBL, Promo ,Teresa, Mountain Girl, Weary.
Personally, I'm just wondering when the thread will get locked.... 🙂
Let's approach this logically (enter MG)
I'll let you knwow what I think once I surface from underneath my pool's surface. I'm still in the dentist's chair, wearing my yellow cowgirl hait, and trying to get my trip booked (enter LLBL)
I hope they don't "lock" us up.
If they have to, I hope I get my own cell.
I think you'd be safe rooming with Promo!
Becky - in order for the thread to be locked, a moderator is required...
I think I need to go suck on a genip and get my lips pursed up.
Welcome back, Chickie.
Do y'all really want to lock this thread? Why is Tart pursing her lips?
I'm so confused!
This was an irresistible thread...Becky R...what do you do for a living? Comedian?
If it doesn't work, it has to be George W. Bush's fault, everything else is!!
Oh man! I forgot Eagles Landed!
This thread is a wonderful way to distract attention from the less positive threads - please keep it going - I'll post 10 more like it and Pia and Ron will follow (enter EL)
